Pre match entertainment will be commencing around 4pm at the Sticky Beaver of Kingsbury, i.e. The George.
This is an asbolutely crucial event for one of our competitors, who cannot afford to drop 2-0 down, so make sure you get down to the pre match session and fire him up with a few turbo shandy's beforehand.
Word on the street is that Tomas' grandfather, alleged ex champion ski jumper whom the GTP dined with in the Czech Republic was not in fact a ski jumper, but a champion ten pin bowler. He spent the lunch giving Tomas a few handy tips whilst Tomas' grandmother fattened ASBO up for the kill with a few extra serves of dumplings. The Grudgemeister can reveal this after discovering the photo below behind all the alleged 'ski jumping' trophies.
Tomas' grandfather on the way to winning the Czech all comers title. 
2 comments:
Come 9.30pm it will be 1 all. Some questions need to be raised. Will Tomas be using the rails to help his inaccurate bowling? Does he know what ten pin bowling is? Asbo has this one in the bag. GO ASBO
Tomas will DESTROY ASBO tonite, just like he DESTROYED ASBO in Czech.
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