We've gained access to ASBO's secret laboratory, where his infinite scientific knowledge is put to use producing a variety of 'energy' supplements and 'dietary' additives that completely stooge the bozos in charge of drug testing. Marion Jones refused to take on the ASBO challenge, and look at her now! Flo Jo.. did she take drugs?.....well, let's just say ASBO got an A for his Year 3 Science project in 1988.
Click to view inside ASBO's secret 'health' drink factory.
ASBO is keen, here he is, supping his secret jungle juice, the very essence of his superpowers. I don't know what Tomas will be thinking when he sees this, but be afraid son, be very afraid!
Looks like Tomas may have to do more than practice one on one basketball against girls!
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So much for secret training sessions. Tomas, when I do win 10 nil I will make you sit and watch me drink every single drop of beer out of that keg.
Darts - Phil the Power Taylor entrance song is The Power by Snap! Raymond van Barneveld is Eye of the Tiger by Survivor! Andy Fordham is I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt by Right Said Fred! Any suggestions to what Tomas's will be. We all know Asbo's. I fought the law and the law won.
thats not a cocktail of alcohol asbo is drinking its tizer... just as we thought, a big pussie I can drink you under the table, both of you with my hands tied behind my back. Im not called the lagerman for nothing
Impressive video but beer is not enough ASDO.You would have to steal the juice of Asterix and Obelix which is not gonna happen couse I already contacted them..Little knock in your knee could decide everything..be carefull...Destroy!!
I will Destroy You, if you think you can beat ASBO by invoking the alchemy skill of two cartoon characters, you are more deluded than I thought. ASBO to dominate this.
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So much for secret training sessions. Tomas, when I do win 10 nil I will make you sit and watch me drink every single drop of beer out of that keg.
Darts - Phil the Power Taylor entrance song is The Power by Snap!
Raymond van Barneveld is Eye of the Tiger by Survivor! Andy Fordham is I'm Too Sexy for My Shirt by Right Said Fred! Any suggestions to what Tomas's will be. We all know Asbo's. I fought the law and the law won.
Tomas is practicing against girls because that's what he's up againt, a big girl...sorry, a big FAT girl!
As for theme songs, I believe Tomas posted he would use Appetite for Destruction, in which case, I reckon ASBO should use Appetite for D-Prawns.
thats not a cocktail of alcohol asbo is drinking its tizer... just as we thought, a big pussie I can drink you under the table, both of you with my hands tied behind my back. Im not called the lagerman for nothing
that should read the lagerguru, imposter!
Both arms tied behind your back Guru.So that would mean you would be drinking through a straw.Whos the pussie now you big girl.
Impressive video but beer is not enough ASDO.You would have to steal the juice of Asterix and Obelix which is not gonna happen couse I already contacted them..Little knock in your knee could decide everything..be carefull...Destroy!!
Can I help?
Oh 10 nil ASBO?? You sure must have wild dreams lately..10 beers in one hour??maybe so...
I will Destroy You, if you think you can beat ASBO by invoking the alchemy skill of two cartoon characters, you are more deluded than I thought. ASBO to dominate this.
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