Grudgeathlon in Czech - Report #3

A few questions remain from the previous posting, namely:

Will the Grudgemeister again bring shame on himself and pass out on the bar?

Grudgey down for the count, with the AG looking to sleaze into pole on the Grudge Grid.

Grudgey wasn't actually sleeping last evening, it was his way of communicating to others in the Grudge Touring Party, ASBO excepted, who must be on amphetamines or something, the fate that awaited them later on.

24 hours is a long time in a Grudgeathlon.
Grudgey back on form, giving it to Tomas and Brad with both barrels.
Georgia looks on approvingly as she pours a couple more beavers.

Will 35 pop up on roulette?

It did, several times, and the AG can thank his lucky stars for that. Grudgey, ever mindful of the health and vitality of members of the Grudge Touring Party, had to escort the AG back to Maison Tomas after the AG's over exuberant celebration of Arsenals 7-0 rogering of Slavia Prague left him in no fit state to continue his Grudge duties.

Is Angelina Jolie gonna hook back up with Brad in the Chinese casino?

Angelina Jolie, Tomas and Brad in happier times.

Angelina didn't make it to the Chinese casino that night, but I'd reckon she was just spending the evening recharging her batteries and making herself more beautiful for her Operation Iraqi Freedom style assualt on one of our Grudgeathlon competitors the following night. Will Angelina cause George Bush to roll out the Mission Accomplished banner in her honour on the USS Lincoln? Stay tuned to find out.

Will the Bushmeister roll out the banner tomorrow?

Will Tomas head back to the Sticky Beaver?

ASBO going the reverse four finger double sleaze grope on an unsuspecting Bara

Tomas didn't make it back to the Sticky Beaver, none of us did. Those who hadn't already pegged out or weren't interested in sweeping the cobwebs off Bara's front bum with their tongue or nob staggered off to the Choceň Sports Bar, a late night establishment offering remarkably similar entertainment options to the Chinese casino. ASBO's initial reconnaissance mission on Bara obviously wasn't too successful, as he appeared half an hour later at the Sports Bar with Bara in tow, the dopey look on his face suggesting that it's true Australians have no plan B when it comes to the art of seduction. Well, they kind of do. I think it's down another pint and try the same tactics again. Result, you guessed it, ASBO again failed to land the crucial dart when required.

Bara makes one last play for Brad before giving ASBO the sayonara, whilst Tomas reminds ASBO of the present scoreline in the Grudgeathlon,. Grudgemeister has Georgia on his mind, perhaps, or at least another beer..

Does Brad Pitt really have Georgia on his Mind?

No, but he left 300 photos of her on the Grudgemeisters camera, which took a little explaining to Mrs Grudgey upon the GM's return to Grudge Manor in Cricklewood. Mrs Grudge does has a sense of humour, it's just unfortunate 300 photos of a barmaid doesn't seem to bring on the mirth. There's always next time I suppose!

Georgia, barmaid at the Irish Bar, texting 0845-GRUDGE to get the latest on the Grudgeathlon.

Eventually, Tomas decided. as the Grudgemeister did the previous evening (or morning), that kipping in a bed is way more comfortable that catching a few ZZZZZZZ's at the bar. ASBO and the GM figured another couple of pints were in order and after settling the enormous bar tab with Georgia, dragged Brad out into the Choceň morning rush hour, back to Maison Tomas for a breakfast of Bard's favourites, pickled sausage and vegetables washed down with a glass of the pickling solution.

The GM needed a kip, as he had a plane to catch in Praha later that day.