Thursday, April 10, 2008

You two pussies can't Grudge!

It's been a while between drinks, though not for our two Grudgeathletes, who've been supping on the lager for quite a while, inventing new excuses to avoid the Grudge.

"I have to visit Stork" say Tomas 'The Czech Wimp' Bek
"My knees are sore" says AS-but not sore enough to go to the pub-BO
"I have to go to Giraffe" says Tomas 'The Squib' Bek
"I need my Ukranian Flag for the East European set" says AS-United Nations-BO

Fair dinkum, this event should be renamed the Excuseathlon, or the Wimpathlon... nothing but cry offs and big girls blouse reason to avoid combat.

or perhaps they've been too busy beating up muggers and fighting in pubs




or maybe doing a touch of fishing?




at any rate, these two supposed 'super atletes' are more super 'excuse-letes'. About time they get their shit together and get back on the Grudge.

That little rant over, the Grudge party is heading back to Czech this weekend, for a little R&R in Prague followed up by, hopefully, two Grudge events, the Swimming and the chin ups. Not quite sure what excuses our boys will come up with, but it will have to be better than 'I've a hot date with Bara' or 'I need to go to the ATM to get Brad Pitt some money'.

Stay tuned, the Summer of Grudge is upon us!

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I agree, both these two are weak poofs. I would KRUSH both of them without raising a sweat.
Mám toho plné zuby. Get on with it you two big girls.

Anonymous said...

Dám si jedno pivo prosím