Let's finish this off once and for all....

After having a discussion with other members of the grudge rules committee, it has been decided that a few changes to the program events will be made. In order to reflect the changing status of our grudgeathletes, who've gone from virile semi alcoholic party animals to boring jobsworths, all remaining events will be cancelled, and any points gained in these events will be null and void. The title will now be awarded to the first grudgeathlete to complete the following tasks, specifically designed to reflect their new 'boring' personalities:

1. Get married. Enough said.

2. Get a mortgage, and decoarate property according to 'wifes' wishes, pretending to enjoy the 'shared' experience of decorating together, even though all his former mates are at the pub watching sport. i.e. doing the things grudgeathletes did when they were 'normal'.

3. Change a babies nappy, getting plenty of shit in their fingernails then commenting to their 'friends', "It's not so bad if it's 'your' baby."

Maybe I'll be generous and make it two out of three. These blokes never finish anything. I bet they don't even finish their beers now. Perhaps this should be renamed 'boring old fart athlon' and be done with it'!

Fire up the Quattro, it's time to get this Grudge moving.....

A Grudge Update........

Three parts of fuck all happening in Grudgeland. Will this ever get finished? Do you actually give a shit? I'd suspect your answers to those questions are the same as mine. NO. NE. NICHT. NON. or in whatever lingo you speak, those two lazy pricks have as much chance of rekindling whatever athletic spark they had between them as the Grudgemeister does of carpeting the helipad on his cranium.  Still, while there's life there's hope. Maybe Warney can hook me up with his mates at advanced hair replacement technologies, though to be honest, I think I'm better off waiting for this to be free on the NHS!

So, in what could possibly be one of the last Grudge posts (hey, you haven't missed it, it's been almost 18months!), apart form the report I'll post after the Czech trip in May/June, we'll tie up a few loose ends.

ASBO has been sent down for seven years penal servitude in a coal mine in Oz for stealing not a loaf of bread as his forebears did, but for attempting a snatch and grab on a super sized subway weekly special sandwich at 2am. Was busted by three geriatric community service officers. Couldn't out run them. Enough said. Did spend his last or second last night in the UK in the nick. Well done Old Bill. Great to see the Bobbies on the beat picking up the scum of the earth for pissing in our high streets.

The Cheating Czech has been busy from all reports, back in Choceň renovating his newly purchased work bench in Pardubice, and according to Dr Evil, is breaking hearts left right and centre as he's tying the knot. One can only imagine what this news has done to the state of Victoria! Those of you living in the Czech Republic will know all about it, but for the rest of the planet, this is gonna be a social event to rival Holub's frozen river swim earlier this year. 

Holub, you'll recall, said the folks who escaped Flight 1549 should have swum for safety themselves, and not wait for rescue. In effect, they were 'pussies'. He said he'd swim the river in Choceň during the last winter. I guess the fact the water temperature in the Hudson (and Choceň) was approximately 0, a number Holub should be intimately acquainted with, as it also represents his IQ and Sperm Count, didn't register with Choceň's answer to Cro Magnon man. Of course, he squibbed it, as usual, he talked like a big man but ended up running away like a little boy. 

Anyways, Grudge and the Assistant Grudgemeister, who is at present in Las Vegas living it up, will be heading over to Choceň at the end of May. Earlier this year ASBO was rumoured to be gaining weekend release from the pit though the prospect of him turning up this side of the planet appears to be dwindling. i.e. he doesn't answer his phone or respond to texts. If you really think about it, it's probably a good thing.


Roll on the wedding reception at the Stancho Rancho!

oh, almost forgot, found this looking for some Gene Hunt images. Wouldn't you like to take these puppies for a walk ASBO?